• While walking through the Polmos Bialystock distillery in Eastern Poland, a relic from Poland's communist era was discovered, Wodka Vodka. Polmos was a Polish state-owned monopoly that controlled the spirits market. Founded in the late 1920s, it was the leading vodka producer in Poland, mostly because the communist authorities forced all distilleries to become a part of the monopoly. The bottle that was found was pale blue with a tattered paper label indicating, simply "Wodka". Although the generic label, "Wodka" meaning Vodka in Polish, is similar to what American's would consider a blue label brand, Wodka is a traditional formula founded on the backs of the true founders of Vodka, the Polish people.  This simple design and off-center, hand-stamped price screamed "old work and authentic" - a minimalism that led to the creation of a new brand of "Wodka".

    This crisp, clean vodka displays noticeable flavors of rye with a touch of minerality. It adds a unique twist to vodka cocktails by complementing the added ingredients instead of masking them, or vice versa. This is definitely a solid vodka at an excellent value.  The Red Curtain had the unsurpassed ability to drain the life force out of almost every living creature behind it; Wodka Vodka had the strength and quality to emerge.

  • Although no one actually knows his true name or origin, Mr. W burst onto the infomercial scene in 2010 but his career started many years before.  Some anecdotal accounts place Mr. W's earliest appearances on the cutting room floor of the Oxi Clean series where it was thought that he filled in for Billy Mays during any number of his various rumored coke binges.

    As a pair, Mr. W and Billy Mays were esteemed to be the kings of the infomercial scene.  With both men being extremely competitive, and each wanting to be the star, a huge rivalry evolved.  During a live presentation of a product similar to Oxi Clean, Mays spiked Mr. W's product with bleach, causing him to ruin numerous items in front of the live audience.  Mr. W became the laughing stock of the industry and was black balled from any future appearances.

    With the recent death of Billy Mays, Mr. W saw his chance to climb back up into the limelight of the pitchman world.  Stealing Mays's energy and look, this mystery man's rise to fame paralleled the rise of a new and up and coming liquor brand, Wodka Vodka.  Although his talents as a pitchman were inferior to any of his competitors, Mr. W had a strong product that won the hearts of its consumers strictly due to its quality and competitive price point.  Some people say that Wodka Vodka would never exist in the hearts of consumers without the direct push by Mr. W and his cohorts.  What is known is that all great products stand on their own, with or without their constituents.

  • Born in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Farmer Bob was born a simple man into a simple family.  A typical day started with the crow of the roosters calling all of the folks of this small Amish village to their proper work places within the fields.  Each day ended as the sun set, and every member retreated to the safety  of their homes and consummated with a traditional family meal.  On the eve of his Rumpspringa (the crossroads of Amish youth, where they're presented with the lifelong decision – join the flock, or leave and never be welcomed back), Farmer Bob couldn't sleep. The thought of an eternity on earth within the same "Groundhog Day," drove him to flee his family and loved ones.

    While hitchhiking down the road, he was picked up by a Kiwi man headed to the big city.  His new counterpart had undergone numerous successful liquor ventures and was launching a new brand, Wodka Vodka. With Bob's strong work ethic developed on the farm, the Kiwi decided to take a chance and place him as Director of Events for his new brand.  With the explosion of Wodka Vodka upon the New York scene, Farmer Bob is looking to grow the endeavor and place Wodka at events in New York City, Miami & throughout California.

    EMAIL FARMER BOB: farmerbob@welovewodka.com

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